Thanks, Dougri, for the links to Crazy Talk animation / TTS program used in the production of this micro-poem. Do you dream about being naked? Fact is, I've never in my life dreamt about swimming naked. Spent most of my childhood in the woods. Buck naked. Climbing trees and splashing about in streams and springs. I looked at one of a series of self-portraits as swimmer today and asked, "WTF?" This poem is the answer.